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稱斤問歲
Weighing the Pounds, Asking the Years
行者把他扯在路傍邊,試了一試,只好有三斤十來兩重。行者笑道:「你這個潑怪物,今日該死了,怎麼在老孫面前搗鬼?我認得你是個那話兒。」妖怪道:「我是好人家兒女,不幸遭此大難,怎麼是個甚麼『那話兒』?」行者道:「你既是好人家兒女,怎麼這等骨頭輕?」妖怪道:「我骨格兒小。」行者道:「你今年幾歲了?」那妖怪道:「我七歲了。」行者笑道:「一歲長一斤,也該七斤,你怎麼不滿四斤重麼?」那怪道:「我小時失乳。」行者說:「也罷,我馱著你,若要尿尿把把,須和我說。」行者把他扯在路傍边,试了一试,只好有三斤十来两重。行者笑道:「你这个泼怪物,今日该死了,怎么在老孙面前捣鬼?我认得你是个那话儿。」妖怪道:「我是好人家儿女,不幸遭此大难,怎么是个甚么『那话儿』?」行者道:「你既是好人家儿女,怎么这等骨头轻?」妖怪道:「我骨格儿小。」行者道:「你今年几岁了?」那妖怪道:「我七岁了。」行者笑道:「一岁长一斤,也该七斤,你怎么不满四斤重么?」那怪道:「我小时失乳。」行者说:「也罢,我驮着你,若要尿尿把把,须和我说。」
逐句解 Line by line
行者把他扯在路傍邊,試了一試,只好有三斤十來兩重。
行者把他扯在路傍边,试了一试,只好有三斤十来两重。
Pilgrim hauled him over to the roadside and gave him a testing heft — he weighed only some three catties and ten-odd taels.
路傍邊: 傍 = bàng ("beside"). 試了一試: 一 sandhi → yí before 試 (4th tone). 十來兩重: 重 = zhòng ("in weight"). 斤/兩 (catty/tael) untranslated.
行者笑道:「你這個潑怪物,今日該死了,怎麼在老孫面前搗鬼?
行者笑道:「你这个泼怪物,今日该死了,怎么在老孙面前捣鬼?
Pilgrim laughed: "You wretched monster, today you're marked for death — how dare you play tricks in front of old Sun?
搗鬼: 搗 = dǎo ("to play tricks"; 搗鬼).
我認得你是個那話兒。」
我认得你是个那话儿。」
I recognize you for a you-know-what."
認得: 得 = dé ("recognize"). 那話兒: deictic 那 = nà; the idiom 那話兒 ("that thing, you-know-what") — a coy euphemism, here Wukong's way of naming the demon without naming it; retroflex suffix 兒 = er on 話.
妖怪道:「我是好人家兒女,不幸遭此大難,怎麼是個甚麼『那話兒』?」
妖怪道:「我是好人家儿女,不幸遭此大难,怎么是个甚么『那话儿』?」
The monster said: "I'm the child of a good family, unluckily fallen into this great calamity — how am I any sort of 'you-know-what'?"
好人家兒女: 兒女 ("children"), standalone 兒 = ér. 大難: 難 = nàn ("calamity"). 甚麼那話兒: 甚 = shén; deictic 那 = nà; suffix 兒 (話兒) = er.
行者道:「你既是好人家兒女,怎麼這等骨頭輕?」
行者道:「你既是好人家儿女,怎么这等骨头轻?」
Pilgrim said: "If you're the child of a good family, how are your bones so light?"
好人家兒女: standalone 兒 = ér. 骨頭輕 = "light of bone."
妖怪道:「我骨格兒小。」
妖怪道:「我骨格儿小。」
The monster said: "My frame's a small one."
骨格兒小: retroflex suffix 兒 = er on 格.
行者道:「你今年幾歲了?」
行者道:「你今年几岁了?」
Pilgrim said: "How old are you this year?"
幾歲了: aspect 了 = le.
那妖怪道:「我七歲了。」
那妖怪道:「我七岁了。」
The monster said: "I'm seven years old."
那妖怪: deictic 那 = nà.
行者笑道:「一歲長一斤,也該七斤,你怎麼不滿四斤重麼?」
行者笑道:「一岁长一斤,也该七斤,你怎么不满四斤重么?」
Pilgrim laughed: "One catty a year — that'd be seven catties; how is it you don't come to a full four catties in weight?"
一歲長一斤: first 一 sandhi → yí before 歲 (4th tone); 長 = zhǎng ("to grow"); second 一 sandhi → yì before 斤 (1st tone). 四斤重: 重 = zhòng. mechanical sandhi leaves 不 as bù before 滿 (3rd tone).
那怪道:「我小時失乳。」
那怪道:「我小时失乳。」
The monster said: "When I was little, I lacked for milk."
那怪: deictic 那 = nà.
行者說:「也罷,我馱著你,若要尿尿把把,須和我說。」
行者说:「也罢,我驮着你,若要尿尿把把,须和我说。」
Pilgrim said: "Well, no matter — I'll carry you; if you need to make water, be sure to tell me."
也罷: sentence-final 罷 = ba ("well, all right"). 馱著你: durative 著 = zhe. 尿尿把把 = "pass water / do one's business."
總評 Commentary
The weighing is the passage's small, sly triumph, and it belongs entirely to Wukong. Having agreed to bear the child, he first tests the load — and the impossible lightness (barely three catties and some taels, for a supposed seven-year-old) confirms in his hands what his eyes already told him: this is no child but a 那話兒, a "you-know-what," the coy euphemism by which Wukong signals that he has the demon's number without tipping his hand to the Master. The comedy runs on Wukong's mock-arithmetic — a catty a year should make seven, so why not even four? — and the demon's increasingly desperate excuses (small-boned, milk-starved in infancy), each a scramble to patch a lie that the scale keeps exposing.
Beneath the banter, the balance of the contest has quietly reversed. Through the previous passages the demon held the initiative, working the Master's compassion against Wukong's judgment; now, hoisted onto Wukong's back — exactly where he schemed to be — he finds himself under the eye of the one adversary who is not fooled for an instant. Wukong's closing courtesy, mock-solicitous ("if you need to make water, be sure to tell me"), is the tone of a cat that has decided to play with its meal. The demon believes he has maneuvered his enemy into carrying him; the reader, and Wukong, understand that it is the demon who is now carried, weighed, and known. The reckoning that follows will be Wukong's to open.